:: Dano's Production Journal ::
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| :: Muppet Central |
| :: Greg Palast |
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| :: First Sundays Sunday, April 6 |
| :: No Shame Theatre |
| :: Flicker Austin |
| :: Video Vaudeville |
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| :: Big Sleep 666 |
| :: Zen Betty |
| :: Mary Varn |
| :: Cory Ryan |
| :: Don Smith |
:: 3/09/2004 ::
Well, as I said about a year ago:
I'm not Nathaniel B. Johnson who owes a lot of money to a Round Rock Hospital.
I'm not Nathaniel Johnson who writes bad checks at WalMart.
I'm definitely not the Nathaniel Johnson in prison looking for a fine, good strong woman to help me get back on my feet.
Now it turns out, those Nathaniel Johnson's are at it again.
Today I received a package and at the top it said "You are being sued."
You see, it turns out I got married a while back in LA. I guess the bride, Nancy S., and I, Nathaniel R. Johnson, didn't get along too well. Unfortunately, this was Nathaniel Ross Johnson. The delivery guy looked a bit confused and called within 5 minutes of dropping it off. "Did any of that make sense to you, Mr. Johnson?" "Well, since I have never been married and don't know why Nancy S would want a restraining order against little ol' me, NO I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!"
Look, from one Nathaniel R. Johnson to all the others, get your acts together! Help a brother out!
:: Dano 10:50 PM [+] ::
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